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February, 2009 Monthly archive

I had a bit of a freak-out last night when I went in the bathroom with the shower curtain I’d been planning to use (and which I bought three years ago, mind you) and discovered that it is just TOO SHORT to look right. It’s standard length (72″), but the proportions of the wall coverings and the visual weight of the black floor tiles really do demand a much longer curtain.

Custom it is, then! After work today I’m running up to Kiitos Marimekko to buy five yards of Mauste fabric in black. A bit (okay, a LOT) more than I was planning to spend on a shower curtain, but it’s going to look amazing. I’m going to extend it all the way to the floor. Drama!

p.s. Reprodepot has Mauste fabric on sale for only $25/yard, but they only have two yards left. Not enough for my project, sadly…

We finally made a decision about a ceiling fixture for the downstairs bathroom, and it is (of course) the one that we originally considered many months ago—the Alabax surface-mount in black porcelain from Schoolhouse Electric. I think it’ll be a nice complement to the Truman sconces that will be going next to the mirror.

I love when stupidly agonizing decisions like this are finally done with.

I know this photo kind of makes the bathroom look like a whitewashed underground bunker, but it does look quite nice in person. From Friday night to Sunday, we sanded all of the wood paneling, smoothed out the plaster on the top of the walls and ceiling, coated everything in primer, and caulked all of the joints/gaps in the woodwork. I am meticulous with caulking, so that alone took me an entire day. (By the way, I swear by Red Devil Painter’s Caulk for surfaces that need to be paintable. Very easy to work with, extremely durable, and paint adheres to it beautifully. When our local paint store stopped carrying it, we ordered an entire case online!)

I called it quits late Sunday afternoon because I was starting to see in triple-vision, and I was dropping things all over the place. We had hoped to get the painting completely done, but we ran out of time.

Here’s what’s left:
→ coat visible knots in wood with shellac spray to prevent bleed-through
→ 2 coats of satin-finish paint (BM Simply White) on all woodwork
→ 2 coats of washable matte paint (color TBD!) on upper walls/ceiling
→ cut and install wood for shelving, determine final color of wood
→ install sconces
→ hang mirror
→ plumbers back on Monday to install sink, toilet, and shower head/faucet
→ caulk tub surround
→ repair rust on tub
→ mount shower curtain rod, hang curtain
→ DONE (minus final details…)

That’s right! SIX DAYS from now, we will have a fully-functional bathroom, WITH A SHOWER.

WOW. Well, one thing’s for certain—you all feel pretty strongly about Heywood-Wakefield furniture. Responses to my thoughts about painting or selling my dresser ranged from “You will indeed be sent directly to hell if you paint over this piece” to “Chop it into kindling and burn it”! (Heh. As it stands, I have a couple of people who are interested in the dresser, so hopefully it will find a good home very soon. Then everyone can be happy!)

To tell the truth, I don’t believe in Hell, but now I kind of wish I did. All of us sinners could sit around the fire (!) and talk about the good old days when we used to paint perfectly good wood furniture just so we would like it more. Hmmm. Unless, of course, we all wound up condemned to an eternity of stripping paint off of wood. Huh. Maybe I’ll go back to being a non-believer!


My floors look way better in photos than they do in real life. Seriously though, does it not look like I painted them orange?! The color is awful. (And yes, my “chair situation” is out of control.)

Soooo, let’s move on to other types of wood I’d like to violate. Namely, the floors on the second floor of my house. They are stained, they have paint spatters everywhere, they are beat-up, and they are coated with a very worn layer of polyurethane that has turned ORANGE with age. They are also THIN—I checked with a ruler tonight, and they’re less than 1/4″ thick. Worst of all, they’re not tongue-and-groove. They’re face-nailed strips that have clearly been sanded down a number of times. What does this all mean? Well, it means that our floors probably can’t handle being sanded again. These were inexpensive, quickly-laid floors, probably installed in the first half of the last century. That they were apparently never covered with linoleum or carpet is a small miracle, but they’ve suffered the wear that comes with time. (If you’re interested in reading about the prevalence of this type of flooring in old homes, this PDF is quite informative.)

What’s a girl to do? We all know I’m not afraid to paint a wood floor. I’ve lusted over black floors in the past, and I keep coming back to that look as a possible solution for my flooring situation.


Floor refinishing by Chris Grohs

Holy mackerel! This is just about the most spectacular wood floor I have EVER seen. I gasped audibly when I came across this photo earlier today, and I just can’t stop looking at it. I love the variation in tones across the boards! You know what the most amazing part about it is? There’s no stain involved in this treatment. It’s a sanded floor treated with iron buff (vinegar/steel wool tea), creating a chemical reaction with the natural tannins in the wood. WOW. Yeah. Unfortunately, my floors are too thin to survive another round with a power sander, and all of the wax and poly and other sealers really do need to be totally removed in order for this to work.


by b-arch, via style files


Ann Demeulemeester store, Tokyo, by Stephanie

This look is more along the lines of what I could probably achieve with my floors. I have experimented with opaque, acrylic stains that work over existing finishes. The look is very different than paint—the consistency is very loose and lays down easily, allowing the full texture of the wood to show through. The finish is very matte, almost velvety. I love it. (And no, I’m not too worried about it showing dust/fur. I have black floors in my kitchen, pantry, and bathroom—not to mention black stairs—and it’s really not all that bad. You can get away with a lot in an old house.)

I’m going to try a little test this weekend, inside of a closet. We’ll see how it goes.

Will I be sent directly to Hell if I paint this Heywood-Wakefield dresser/sideboard?

The finish on it is crummy in spots, and it needs to be refinished, but I’m not sure I actually like Heywood-Wakefield furniture. The color is just SO orange/yellow, and it’s all just a little too…I don’t know…Jetsons/atomic/kitschy/slightly-Deco for me. We bought this dresser last year off of Craigslist, and we don’t really need it.

I want to like it. I really do. I’ve tried. But maybe I’d like it if it were super-glossy black…with the handles left bare? Normally I don’t get all worked up about the “sanctity” of unpainted wood, but I can’t shake the feeling that I’d be committing a mortal sin. (Is there a Heywood-Wakefield commandment? I’ve never read the Bible, so I can’t be sure.)

Or maybe I should sell it. Does anyone want it? I’ve definitely seen H-W pieces look AMAZING in other people’s houses, but I just can’t make it work.

I feel badly.

Seriously, does anyone want it? Here’s a photo of what it would look like totally refinished.